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Mrs. Wuf is reportedly “considering her options” regarding the NBA Draft, according to several sources close to the beloved mascot.

NC State refused to comment on allegations from several reliable outlets, claiming that Mrs. Wuf will enter the Draft process. Reportedly, Wuf will work out for several teams but doesn’t plan on hiring an agent, allowing her to keep open the possibility of returning to NC State.

“All it takes is one team,” said Acorn draft expert Leather ‘Stitches’ McGee. “If the Minnesota Timberwufs decide the time is right to add a secondary mascot, that’s all the break she needs.”

The school also refused comment on persistent rumors that Mrs. Wuf’s longtime companion, Mr. Wuf is considering a transfer, with Keuka College the most likely landing spot.

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