Well, this morning I woke up roughly $60 poorer and 10 pounds heavier. I am all on board with those who think that the Monday after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday. Let’s be real. We all knew Tom was going to pull it off. I was rooting for the Patriots as a Wolfpacker, but I honestly didn’t really care about the outcome. I hope you all had fun and ate way too much and drank too much as well. Here’s this week’s Twitter Roundup featuring The Super Bowl, Chapel Hill’s water crisis, and Beyoncé’s big announcement.
On Super Bowl LI: As previously mentioned, I was just there for Jacoby and Joe. Now all of Falcons fans know how it feels to be an NC State fan when you crap the bed. I must admit that I almost turned the game off after halftime when the Falcons were up 28-3. In Tom we trust.
— NFL (@NFL) February 6, 2017
— Maximiliano Bretos (@mbretosESPN) February 6, 2017
Hilary better call Dan Quinn and tell him no lead is safe. pic.twitter.com/Y28YECMHcY
— W.G. Ramirez (@WillieGRamirez) February 6, 2017
FIND ME A GODDAMN RULE TO BREAK!! pic.twitter.com/3BwFb975M6
— Dennie The Great (@Dennie302) February 6, 2017
— Matthew Doyle (@MLSAnalyst) February 6, 2017
On The Halftime Performance: MAKE LADY GAGA GREAT AGAIN. I feel like my entire timeline was divided. Half loved her and half hated her. Either way, the performance brought some great tweets and that woman also has hops.
Absolutely loving this halftime show, it's not every day you get to hear the same 10 songs played on repeat in the dentist lobby 5 years ago
— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) February 6, 2017
slidin into your DM's like pic.twitter.com/TWAitKb3li
— Alfred M Maskeroni (@digimatized) February 6, 2017
Lady Gaga: body catcher, fights the ball, not a natural playmaker
— Brandan Bishop (@BBISH30) February 6, 2017
Can't stop looking at Gaga's crotch
— Carson (@iHearCarson) February 6, 2017
— Jason Jennings (@_jasonjennings) February 6, 2017
I just watched #gaga again- U GUYS SHE TOOK HER PONYTAIL OUT AS SHE WAS FLYING THRU THE AIR AND THE WEAVE STAYED ON THAT WAS RAD
— Lesli Margherita (@QueenLesli) February 6, 2017
On Chapel Hill’s Water Crisis: Officials deemed the water not safe to drink in the town after a water main broke on Friday afternoon. As a result, all of UNC’s athletic events had to be moved, including UNC vs. ND to the Greensboro Coliseum. As of Saturday night, everything was mostly back to normal. Who knew water could ruin a weekend?
If only Chapel Hill had a well
— Ben Swain (@TheBenSwain) February 3, 2017
i accidentally flushed i am so sorry everybody
— bert (@brettlive) February 4, 2017
— bert (@brettlive) February 3, 2017
All yall outta water just watch this video and drink ur tears pic.twitter.com/hlLq6PnGxy
— Langston Taylor (@LangstonITaylor) February 3, 2017
Issues with UNC trying to host sporting events this year: too much water, too much frozen water, no water.
— Ivan Corriher (@IWCorriher) February 3, 2017
The Chapel Hill Water Crisis is fast approaching Bowling Green Massacre levels of hysteria.
— Turner Walston (@TurnerWalston) February 3, 2017
On Trump’s (NOT A) #MuslimBan and Other Things: Even though the president insists that the ban isn’t specifically in reference to those associated with the Islam religion, it sure seems to look like that. Meanwhile, Donald can’t stay off of Twitter.
— Kiera (@KieraGorden) February 4, 2017
— Beau Willimon (@BeauWillimon) February 5, 2017
Poll: Temporary ban against 7 countries – 51% disapprove. pic.twitter.com/jWbpL1mbmN
— Fox News (@FoxNews) February 5, 2017
Trump thinks we’re a nation of killers, defends Putin at every chance, is fighting to ban Muslims, and is at war with truth. But her emails.
— Touré (@Toure) February 5, 2017
Meanwhile, in New York City. pic.twitter.com/2OiArRm1HU
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) February 5, 2017
On Beyoncé’s Announcement of Twins: The Queen is pregnant with twins. And she informed the world on the same day as National Signing Day, immediately stealing its shine. I’ll take Magenta and Mauve for $800 for baby names, please.
She’s preggo with twins and still pushed me through the end of my run thanks Queen 🐝 pic.twitter.com/TatggrQvyC
— Lauren Brownlow (@lebrownlow) February 2, 2017
Beyonce saved 2016 with Lemonade and will save 2017 with twins. Thank you, Bey.
— Morgan McCloy (@morgmccloy) February 1, 2017
.@Beyonce I thought we were going to make this announcement together
— Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) February 1, 2017
— Campus Insiders (@CampusInsiders) February 1, 2017
signing day or Beyonce announcing she's having twins…? https://t.co/RLG7s0Mm3a
— Dijana Kunovac (@dijana_kunovac) February 1, 2017
Pregnant – Beyonce
Pregnant with twins – Beytwice pic.twitter.com/c9IJoeZ3oj
— You Can't (@YouCantPics) February 5, 2017
When you realise that Beyoncé's unborn twins are already more successful than you pic.twitter.com/E1X0ylBtYS
— ㅤ (@selcouthdouche) February 4, 2017
What y'all wearing to Beyonce's baby shower since y'all act like y'all going
— @da1udesire (@BrandonTiffany7) February 4, 2017
LOL Tweets of the Week:
You guys … I found something worse than “stick figure family”. Saw a car with a full back window decal that was a picture of their baby.
— Ben Swain (@TheBenSwain) February 3, 2017
Signing Day '17 is in the books which means football office fax machines go back to business as usual now: receiving Wake Forest game plans
— SportsChannel8 (@SportsChannel8) February 1, 2017
Welp!!!! Not tonight ladies! My bad! False Alarm!!! https://t.co/TPFYvQFAbM
— Sir Dennis Morrow (@TheGreatKingSIR) February 6, 2017