Happy Monday! I’m taking a week of PTO this week and currently working from the beach, so excuse my brevity. I hope you guys have a fast work week filled with NBA playoffs, good food, and no more talks of the RompHim. For my ladies reading (and men who secretly enjoy it), don’t forget that The Bachelorette premieres tonight! And with that being said, here’s this week’s Twitter Roundup.
On the Cavs vs. the Celtics – In case you aren’t aware, the NBA Playoffs are currently underway as the Cavaliers and the Celtics compete in the Eastern Conference Finals. In Game 2, the Cavs and Lebron WAXED the Celts, winning by 44 points. Yikes. Call him what you want, but Lebron is the confirmed greatest. He also doesn’t call the ceiling the roof.
Isaiah Thomas: “We’re not scared of Cleveland. They’re not the Monstars."
— USA TODAY NBA (@usatodaynba) May 20, 2017
Watching Boston getting destroyed has us so ready for ACC basketball
— SportsChannel8 (@SportsChannel8) May 20, 2017
I love that this postseason has been a cakewalk for GS and CLE. We need both teams healthy and rested for the rubber match. No excuses
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) May 20, 2017
— Ben Jammin (@BBarnett21) May 20, 2017
— Joe Ovies (@joeovies) May 17, 2017
"Jaylen Brown, Jalen Rose, Rose from Titanic… nobody stopping me from getting to the Finals." pic.twitter.com/FFqhZAIkqH
— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) May 20, 2017
"We lost, by the way. There's a mistake." pic.twitter.com/wEMUz5r9VN
— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) May 20, 2017
Had the craziest dream… the Cavs almost beat the @celtics by 50 last night in the Eastern Conference Finals.
— Datsko (@Datsko) May 20, 2017
On The RompHim: I debated having my entire roundup be solely about the RompHim. I’m so fascinated and just as equally freaked out by the concept, but I can’t stay away. However, I will say that that’s I’m #jealous the dudes get a zipper in the front.
When someone accidentally opens your stall and you were wearing a romper pic.twitter.com/w9srEn8RVl
— #WashedBae ☭ (@AntiAtiba) May 16, 2017
me @ Urban Outfitters asking associates where the rompers at pic.twitter.com/u6C1GOKwxx
— II (@Carlcjsmith) May 16, 2017
Him: Honey Where's my Romper?
Her: HoNEy WhERe'S My RoMPer pic.twitter.com/ASBtcfEhPv
— Jen (@_Theycallmejen_) May 16, 2017
Ladies $10 at the door. Men free with Rompers.
— Mina II Society™ (@odotkay) May 16, 2017
when she’s tryna smash so u gotta figure out how to take ur romper off pic.twitter.com/wimylWkOWd
— Four Pins (@Four_Pins) May 16, 2017
Anyway, here's Trump in a romper. pic.twitter.com/QNB2J2kGPY
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) May 16, 2017
On the Newest Bachelorette Contestants: As a disclaimer, I don’t watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette. I do, however, love seeing the god-awful profiles for the newest contestants. They always seem to paint the contestants in the worst possible light. Mine would probably read “Kendra, 25, is a digital marketer who struggles to afford rent but still buys Starbucks almost daily.” Catch the premiere tonight at 8 pm.
I hope Fred doesn’t return to said job cause homeboy will be on the receiving end of some serious side-eye… https://t.co/lXoH3jx1y8
— Kami Mattioli (@kmattio) May 18, 2017
— The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) May 19, 2017
I can 100000% confirm this! https://t.co/B94vrA1uhw
— DeMario Jackson (@demariojackson_) May 18, 2017
"Jed, she's flatlining…"
"This pen…its garbage. It makes me sad."
"JED SHE'S BLEEDING OUT FOR GOD'S SAKE FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING PEN!" https://t.co/SNAPMUxY3m
— Matt Lindner (@mattlindner) May 18, 2017
There are 132 episodes of "Martin," and each is 24 minutes long. So that's 5,280 hours spent watching "Martin." Or more than half a year. https://t.co/HMDtpYBWKP
— Daniel Miller (@DanielNMiller) May 18, 2017
Receiving numerous responses comparing this individual to an elf. https://t.co/xG0Ruw6ARJ
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
— Amy Kaufman (@AmyKinLA) May 17, 2017
On Trump and the Russians: First Trump fired FBI Director James Comey. Then he supposedly shared ISIS information with Russians. And the whole, “Did he use the Russians help to get elected?” question is still floating around and being investigated. What a time to be alive.
When you say no classified info was leaked to the Russians and then your boss says he leaked classified info to the Russians pic.twitter.com/QKp2Tv7Sgi
— SportsChannel8 (@SportsChannel8) May 17, 2017
I dunno who made this version but lordy is it on point. pic.twitter.com/fThqd6q2vA
— Will Thompson (@thrillis4) May 15, 2017
IM REALLY EMOTIONAL RN BUT HOW THE FUCK DID HILLARY CLINTON LOSE AND. ALSO. trump is president now.
— karl (@KarleyKimbro) May 21, 2017
"Some things trump says are false and some are just inappropriate. Let's talk about what's false first because that's…easier." Lol @cnn
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 18, 2017
If Trump is giving out classified information, can he at least tell us if aliens are real?
— Chelsa Messinger (@ChelsaMessinger) May 18, 2017
gonna be wild when Trump pins it all as a grand conspiracy by the White House recreational women's basketball team https://t.co/pdKrVfNn11
— hibertnation (@brettlive) May 19, 2017
LOL Tweets of the Week:
Him: I'm coming over
Her: babeeeee I don't have makeup on and I just took a shower
Him: idc I'm coming over
Him: [knocks on door]
— Half Inch Punisher (@Yahiam_) May 20, 2017
Don't know about y'all but I'm pretty jacked about seeing some outdoor temp readings from people's cars on Facebook this summer.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 20, 2017
Racing towards an NCAA final decision in October of 2074 https://t.co/99zxiRTDhy
— Tucker Martin (@jtuckermartin) May 16, 2017