ALLLL THE POLITICS, OH MY GOD. I don’t know about you, but I’m happy that the Inaugural Week (as I’m dubbing it) is officially over. It took me an hour to get to PNC Arena on Saturday afternoon as a result of the traffic from the Women’s March in downtown Raleigh. My apartment is 10 minutes from the stadium.
With that being said, there was obviously a lot of things that occurred over the past week, including a grand farewell to the Obama family that was followed up with an ushering in of the Trumps. God help us all.
Here’s this week’s Twitter Roundup featuring all things Trump, women-y, and sports related.
On the Inauguration: A lot fewer people showed up for good ole’ Donny’s inauguration than they did for Obama. Michelle and Melania has an awkward exchange. Trump’s hair survived the weather. Oh, and Trump’s White House press secretary instantly became a meme for blatantly lying.
Best thing you'll see today. Just trust me on this one. pic.twitter.com/p7h7araVd7
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) January 20, 2017
I'm gonna throw shots at just about anyone who holds that office but cheering against them is cutting your nose to spite your face.
— TBG (@ThatBoysGood) January 20, 2017
Rain will NOT impact Trump's Presidential hair. Wow, that hair spray game is impressive.
— Aaron Schoonmaker (@AaronSchoony) January 20, 2017
This is absolutely surreal but not, all at the same time
— Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) January 20, 2017
When all you wanted was a sugar daddy & now you're the First Lady of the United States pic.twitter.com/fziffI6Vvb
— Heather Cruz (@HeathersDiary) January 21, 2017
— Josh Goodson (@joshwgoodson) January 20, 2017
Yup, that’s me, Michelle. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… pic.twitter.com/lT4M40gg6z
— Joe Ovies (@joeovies) January 20, 2017
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) January 20, 2017
When the co-worker with cats drops their dish off at the pot luck pic.twitter.com/eByjtLtEuM
— Black Pythagoras (@_TheSalesman) January 20, 2017
The George W. Bush reaction cam during Trump's inauguration speech was lit pic.twitter.com/x33V19MLTn
— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) January 20, 2017
Trumps two basic rules : buy American and hire American? Like most rules, Trump does not believe this one applies to him. pic.twitter.com/VN6gLc0ZbO
— Emoluments Clause (@EmolumentClause) January 21, 2017
"Yet" being the crucial word here… pic.twitter.com/R9Wmc9NMVD
— Cory Smith (@RCorySmith) January 20, 2017
Relevant Splicer Memes:
As you'll see from these photos, Terry Henderson was more out of bounds than any player ever. Period. pic.twitter.com/8munSoj916
— Mark Armstrong (@ArmstrongABC11) January 22, 2017
"Press row clearly got in the way of Grayson Allen's foot." pic.twitter.com/dExI4JhTSz
— Jameson (@the_Jameson) January 22, 2017
"NC State did not lose to UNC by 51 points." pic.twitter.com/wBRyVO4hur
— Brett Thompson (@brettlive) January 22, 2017
"The Green Bay Packers dominated the Atlanta Falcons today and will play in the Super Bowl in two weeks. Period." pic.twitter.com/7gkublDmfK
— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) January 23, 2017
On the Women’s March: All throughout the country, women and men took to the streets to send a message about women’s rights in order to provide a counteraction to Trump’s views on the matter. I feel a certain way about this one, but I’m not going to give you guys my political BS, so I’ll spare you.
“Don’t get arrested.” – things I never thought I’d say to my wife as she walks out the door.
— Joe Ovies (@joeovies) January 21, 2017
In October, I asked Sean Spicer to confirm a quote.
"I never said it," he replied.
But it was on tape.https://t.co/2qu2hofdlg
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) January 22, 2017
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) January 22, 2017
— will hare tho (@wchare) January 21, 2017
— JennDeLaRésistance (@jennmercerFE) January 21, 2017
On Triangle Basketball: I’m going to leave this category with a very simple question that needs an answer. Is NC State’s season over after losing to Wake? I’m NC State’s hype man, so I’m going to leave this one up to you guys. Duke and Carolina both won over the weekend if you cared. Jamie Luckie SUCKED so hard, Grayson Allen dislocated (?) his pinky finger, and Roy got to 800 career wins.
Signs it is not your year: the NC State team bus broke down on the way to PNC Arena pic.twitter.com/2kr4rg1di4
— Joe Giglio (@jwgiglio) January 21, 2017
This is an all time "mistake" by Jamie Luckie pic.twitter.com/cfvRRmQTXj
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) January 21, 2017
I guess you have to admire arrogance of Luckie but it's 2017 and they have video replay for a reason
— Joe Giglio (@jwgiglio) January 21, 2017
— Cory Smith (@RCorySmith) January 18, 2017
— Reluctant Beating (@RBI_Inc) January 19, 2017
Roy gets his custom 800 Jordans pic.twitter.com/xJkJljo6T1
— Mark Armstrong (@ArmstrongABC11) January 17, 2017
As Roy Williams discusses win No. 800, the Kansas game is on in the background. pic.twitter.com/qDRtDNatjp
— Stephen Schramm (@stephenschramm) January 17, 2017
Grayson Allen said his dislocated pinky finger was disgusting when he peeked at it. Said it looked like "a lightning bolt or a Z." #Duke
— Stephen Schramm (@stephenschramm) January 22, 2017
Looks like Grayson Allen may have F#CKED UP his finger. pic.twitter.com/kudWVdPHnE
— TotalProSports.com (@TotalProSports) January 22, 2017
ESPN shoulda just kept it REAL real and done Gameday from Grayson Allen's apartment.
— Hayes Permar (@DHPIV) January 21, 2017
Signing out from Cameron pic.twitter.com/N52vIsW1cW
— SportsChannel8 (@SportsChannel8) January 22, 2017
On the Falcons Winning the NFC Championship: After defeating the Packers during the playoff game yesterday, the Falcons are headed to the Super Bowl. I’m asleep before 10:30 on work nights, and therefore, will not be staying up to see who won the Patriots/Steelers game. LOL SORRY, but I did find a good tweet that will be funny no matter what. All I have to say is that Atlanta has been LIT this year.
Dwight Howard out here repping his free throw percentage. pic.twitter.com/AwLSvQcBOi
— Sweep The Leg (@SweepTheLeg337) January 22, 2017
Anybody else pulling for the @Patriots right now?
— NC State Football (@PackFootball) January 23, 2017
— trash staples (@3230PoppyStreet) January 23, 2017
— Michael Schlact (@michael_schlact) January 22, 2017
Falcons had no choice but to win after this. https://t.co/v7DNBBQYZv
— Kristine Leahy (@KristineLeahy) January 23, 2017
— Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) January 23, 2017
Dearest mother —
The Pack unit was engulfed by Falcons. Once their talons were sunk in, they never relinquished control. Harrowing.
— Capt. Andrew Luck (@CaptAndrewLuck) January 22, 2017
LOL Tweets of the Week:
Shoot your shot, Kyle Washington. pic.twitter.com/BWwZfv9rHb
— Jed DeMuesy (@Local12Jed) January 19, 2017
Most important law of parenting I’ve learned so far: if you dress your baby in a 🔥🔥🔥outfit, he or she will probably poop on or in it
— Lauren Brownlow (@lebrownlow) January 19, 2017