Welcome to the week of sports. And in not so shocking news, things that Trump also said or did. Even though it’s Monday, I’m super excited because it’s ACC Tourney week. I’m in my office at the moment but wishing I was headed to Brooklyn. Oh well, goals for next year? I hope you all have a great week binge watching basketball. If you don’t like sports, go enjoy the 70-degree week we are supposed to have.
On Duke vs UNC Round Two: Chapel Hill got its revenge in the Dean Dome on Saturday night. Undefeated at home. Michael Jordan in the House. Kennedy crying over his bestie Britt. No. 1 in the ACC. GDBATH, AMIRIGHT?!
41 lead changes in 80 minutes of North Carolina – Duke basketball this season. That's a lead change every two minutes. Remarkable.
— Bryan Ives (@awaytoworthy) March 5, 2017
Joel Berry has scored more points vs. Duke than Jerry Stackhouse, JM McAdoo, Leslie McDonald, Wayne Ellington
— Shawn Krest (@ShawnKrest) March 5, 2017
— Chapel Hill Fire (@ChapelHillFD) March 5, 2017
Congrats to UNC for not getting swept by Duke again, and to all the tutors and AFAM professors who made tonight possible.
— Andy Specht (@AndySpecht) March 5, 2017
Don't worry dude, nobody noticed. pic.twitter.com/zn4OvXdkPl
— College GameDay (@CollegeGameDay) March 4, 2017
At Duke most crowd shots are students, who are supposed to be jerks. Hilarious seeing 40-yo ladies in North Face down vests boo with rage.
— Hayes Permar (@DHPIV) March 5, 2017
Kennard has been on the court 5 seconds and grabbed his hair three times I hate all of you for pointing this out to me
— Lauren Brownlow (@lebrownlow) March 5, 2017
On MJ and His Golden Statement: To take UNC vs. Duke a step further, the notorious Michael Jordan was in the house and told everyone that “the ceiling is the roof” in reference to UNC football’s switching over to Jordan Brand rather than Nike. Twitter was more than lit as a result.
Michael Jordan announces UNC football joining Brand Jordan pic.twitter.com/M5YZbJWsyE
— CJ Fogler (@cjzero) March 5, 2017
when you realize Kenan Stadium is an open-air stadium and has no roof so UNC football has no ceiling pic.twitter.com/3Wz8j5rYA2
— CEILING IS THE BERT (@brettlive) March 5, 2017
Look, if North Carolina’s 2017 official football schedule poster doesn’t say “The Ceiling Is The Roof,” they’re doing it wrong.
— Joe Ovies (@joeovies) March 5, 2017
And so you know !!!!!!!! The CEILING is the ROOF
— Kennedy Meeks (@Asapmeeks03) March 5, 2017
— Joey Kawamoto (@joemoto91) March 5, 2017
"The ceiling is the roof" idk what that means but it's provocative
— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) March 5, 2017
"I THINK WE WILL WIN THE TOURNEY, THIS GAME IS JUST MORE PROOF. WHEN IT COMES TO THIS TEAM'S POTENTIAL, THE CEILING IS THE ROOF." pic.twitter.com/NEY4sp4T4q
— Taylor Vippolis (@tvippolis) March 5, 2017
"The ceiling is the roof". Man I told y'all when MJ was created, God put his basketball attribute at 100 and left everything else at 0.
— Larry Beyince (@DragonflyJonez) March 5, 2017
Lol Tweets of the Week:
— Ross Martin (@Boss_Martin247) March 5, 2017
If ur ever in the mood to feel judged by strangers at dinner, just order a giant virgin margarita while 7 months pregnant. #momoftheyear 👀😮
— Sam Ponder (@sam_ponder) March 3, 2017
The evolution of "hereby," as illustrated in one screenshot pic.twitter.com/55y1krcUW5
— Megan Cassella (@mmcassella) March 3, 2017
Big fan of what they're doing with Hillsborough St. The part where they start construction before the school year and never finish is cool
— Brandan Bishop (@BBISH30) March 2, 2017
On Trump’s Accusations and Things: Trump is BACK AT IT AGAIN, but this time he’s accusing Obama of wiretapping his phones during the election. All I can say is that he reminds me of the paranoid people who are convinced everyone is out to get them. Definitely someone who seems fit to be president.
news outlets should just have a template set for "Trump, Offering No Evidence, Says _________" https://t.co/tzhrzkrwYE
— Jameson (@the_Jameson) March 4, 2017
How low has President Obama gone to tapp my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 4, 2017
Next Trump investigation: Why does tap have only one "p" and tapping have two?
— R.L. Bynum (@RL_Bynum) March 5, 2017