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I hope you’re not at work on this lovely Easter Monday, but if you are like me, then at least you can take a few minutes out of your day to read this week’s Twitter Roundup. I think I’m still full from all the food I ate yesterday, but you better believe I will be hitting up Harris Teeter later for 50% off chocolate bunnies. Also, the United States blew up some ISIS leaders with the MOAB bomb, United Airlines screwed up AGAIN, and some more things happened.

On the MOAB Bomb: Is the United States on the brink of nuclear warfare? Who knows, under Trump’s leadership. On Friday, the U.S. military dropped the most powerful non-nuclear bomb in Afghanistan that is labeled as the Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb (MOAB). No civilians were hurt, but we’re not sure how it affected ISIS leaders either. Stay tuned.

https://twitter.com/TopTierU/status/853334838639828992

On the NCGA: The North Carolina political scene sure does know how to keep it spicy. Last week, NC Republican Larry Pittman said that Abraham Lincoln was the “same sort of tyrant as Hitler.” Ok, sure. They also tried to fill a bill that would consider same-sex marriages as invalid. Safe to say that didn’t go anywhere. Oh and finally, they tried to pull NC State and UNC from the ACC if the NCAA tries to boycott us again.

https://twitter.com/wildeyednc/status/853602003087437824

United Airlines Incident: United just can’t get its you know what together it seems. About a month ago, they took Internet heat from not allowing passengers on because they were wearing leggings. Last week, they drug a man off of a flight because it was overbooked. He didn’t go down without a fight, however, and ended up bloodied and bruised. Obviously, United Airlines needs a new user’s manual and also better learn PR rules FAST.

https://twitter.com/Advil/status/851514882587578368

On April’s Birth: The damn giraffe finally had her calf (and yes, I looked up the correct term on Google). The live feed had been going strong for two months- so long that companies had even started sponsoring it. You can’t make this stuff up. Anyway, homegirl had her baby giraffe after EIGHTEEN MONTHS OF LABOR, and it’s a boy.

On Kendrick’s New Album: Kendrick Lamar dropped a new album titled DAMN right before he headlined Coachella, and the Internet LOST it. If you haven’t ever listened to his music, most describe him as a lyrical genius. Meanwhile, Drake’s ghostwriter has been working 24/7.

On Easter: GLORIOUS EASTER. I think the holiday is vastly underrated. You most likely get Good Friday off, and some of you even get Easter Monday as well. You eat as much food as you do at Thanksgiving if your traditions are anything like my family’s, AND you get an excuse to eat endless amounts of chocolate for two days straight. Write me off as Easter’s biggest fan.

https://twitter.com/kmattio/status/853640732795686916

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