Pack Avenges Early Season Loss to ECU Fans, Defeats UNC

Pack Avenges Early Season Loss to ECU Fans, Defeats UNC

The NC State Wolfpack’s (mostly) dominating effort in Carter Finley West left UNC fans stunned and staggering back to their Lincolns after a 28-21 State victory. Favored by double digits, the Heels received a hearty serving of rushing yards jammed down their...
Life Matters

Life Matters

Life matters. Subject: Life Verb: Matters Whenever I see characters on TV or in movies submerged under water, I instinctively hold my breath for the majority of the scene (which may explain why i blacked out when trying to watch SpongeBob). I won’t realize...
life and hopefully not death

life and hopefully not death

typed shirtless in the sun i need to water my marigold. often i forget to do so. i don’t have a watering can, so i use large pink plastic cups that scarlett picked out at the dollar store. my freckles show up in the sun. i hope no one gets shot, today. i keep...
joel writes poems, three (3)

joel writes poems, three (3)

he remembered later that afternoon i forgot what i wanted to say he thought to himself inside his own head surely no one else’s as he fought to coil the extension cord and soon gave up the idea and shoved the wild thing the cord of copper and poly vinyl chloride...
‘I’m OK With That’

‘I’m OK With That’

After my opening monologue, I’ll be talking about NC State’s assist numbers; just stick with me. * * * One of the greatest aspects of being a sports fan is that every single one of us is allowed to create a threshold of what we find acceptable, disappointing,...
Long Live Paris

Long Live Paris

I’ve thought about killing myself a lot within the last ten months. I even thought about it tonight, at a red-light on 401 to get onto 540, on my way back to an empty apartment, leaving my daughter behind at her mother’s house. From around 6:00 until 7:00, I...
(NC) State Of The Football Union

(NC) State Of The Football Union

I bring to you a menagerie of quick-hitting NC State football analysis (lovingly crafted tiny widdle cute recaps of Wake and Clemson), a rational response to the Duke/Miami game, and a calm and in no way visceral response to anything that has to do with ESPN’s...
NC State F***ball

NC State F***ball

I didn’t write a recap of the USA game because I wake up at 6:00 AM on Saturday mornings to teach a continuing education writing seminar at Saint Augustine’s, and by the time 7:00 PM rolls around, I’m basically drunk on no sleep and irritable. I didn’t write a...